Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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