Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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