Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
is that a dick in a sweater?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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