just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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