I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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