I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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