Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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