dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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