party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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