I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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