She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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