Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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