The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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