I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
