sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
