brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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