So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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