and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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