"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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