There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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