did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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