so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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