my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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