Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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