why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
