Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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