so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
