Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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