i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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