WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I'm really busy with my period
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