the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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