i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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