WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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