he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I supernannyed him into submission
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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