i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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