Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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