So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
