I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
my sisters under your porch take her home
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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