Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
foreskin is a definite game changer
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Randomize
