Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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