Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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