As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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