he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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3pm strippers are depressing
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.