Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
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$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...