She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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