Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
