You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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