Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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