Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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