Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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