S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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