Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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