C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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