So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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