make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Small penises have feelings too.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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