think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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