So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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