wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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