Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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